110 Funny Valentine's Day Puns to Show Someone You Love Them a Latte (2024)

If there's ever a holiday to embrace all that is cheesy, it's Valentine's Day. Cynics might mock the somewhat over-the-top influx of roses, chocolates and gifts that seem to come when the calendar hits February, but for most folks, it's simply a day to celebrate all that ooey-gooey love we have for our friends and family. Of course, we have you covered if you're looking for some seriously romantic sentiments to add to your Valentine's Day card or to share with your husband when you go to give him his gift, but for the funny folks looking for a quirkier way to make an impression our list of Valentine's Day puns will help set you up for your most successful Valentine's Day yet.

Use as inspiration for heartfelt notes to put into your kid's lunchboxes, text some of your favorites to your valentine throughout the day or simply go through the list with a loved one and crack up at the seriously corny oneliners. Even if you find yourself single this holiday and more likely to celebrate Galentine's Day than Valentine's Day, you'll be hoppy you tuned into this list.

Valentine's Day Food Puns

• It takes two to mango.
• Only have fries for you.
• I relish the time we spend together.
• Tortellini in love with you.
• You are tea-riffic!
• Have I told you Reese-ently that I love you?
• I love you s’more and s'more each day.
• Pie like you very much!
• You’re one in a melon.
• I’m bananas over you!
• You whisk me off my feet.
• You make me melt.
• You’re soda-lightful.
• I ap-peach-iate you.
• You’re my soymate.
• Will you be my Valenlime?
• Words cannot express hummus I love you.
• Let’s avo-cuddle.
• You mean so mochi to me!
• Thanks for always pudding up with me, honey.
• Let's give them something to taco 'bout.
• You are my sweetie pie.
• I am your biggest flan.
• I love you so matcha.
• Will you brie mine?
• I'm b-egg-ing you to be my Valentine.
• There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
• You make miso happy.
• Will you peas be my Valentine?
• You're the loaf of my life.
• You've stolen a pizza my heart.
• We're mint to be.
• I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
• We make a great pear.
• I yam in love with you.
• I want to spend more thyme with you.
• Words can't espresso how much I love you.
• Don't go bacon my heart.
• You're my everything bagel.
• You're the one pho me.
• We're butter together.
• Hey Valentine, you're a gouda one!
• I love you berry much.
• You're all that and dim sum.
• Here's my number, so kale me, maybe?
• You make my heart skip a beet.
• I love you a latte.
• I donut what I would do without you.
• Olive you so much.

Valentine's Day Animal Puns

• I ruff you.
• You're mine fur-ever.
• I wanna give you koala my heart.
• I’m hoppy you’re mine.
• I find you ribbiting.
• I woof you!
• You’re o-fish-ally my favorite.
• Seal-ed with a kiss.
• Hey corgeous!
• You octopi my heart!
• You’re such a deer.
• You're dino-mite.
• No-bunny compares to you.
• You’re one in chameleon.
• Rhino someone who really likes you — it's me!
• You are my pup of tea.
• Will you bee mine?
• I can’t bear to be without you.
• You give my life porpoise.
• I ain’t lion when I say I love you.
• I love you like no otter.
• Will ewe be my Valentine?
• Let's spend some koala-ty time together.
• I'm so very fawn-ed of you.
• Will you be my significant otter?
• I’ll owl-ways love you.
• I think you're porcu-fine.
• I love you meow and forever.
• You're the bear-y best.
• I whale always love you.
• I turtlely love you.
• We bee-long together.
• I puggin' love you.
• You are otterly wonderful.
• You've got me feline fine.
• Whale you be my Valentine?

Valentine's Day Nature Puns

• Pine-ing fir you.
• I love you once and flor-al!
• Do you beleaf in love?
• My love for you is tree-mendous.
• Please be vine!
• I want to kiss your tulips.
• I'm a succ-er for you.
• Aloe you vera much.
• Wood you be my Valentine?
• I can't beleaf you're my Valentine.
• You’re my bam-boo.
• I’d never leaf you.
• So glad I pricked you.
• Thistle be the best day ever.
• Aloe! Is it me you're looking for?
• Our love is unbe-leaf-able.
• I love you so moss.
• Life would succ without you.
• I’m ready to take it from “cacti” to “cactus.”
• I lava you.
• I'll never desert you.
• Pining for you.
• You had me at "aloe."
• I'm water-falling for you.
• I'll always root for you.